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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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This will be a controversial take but the Djin did not make the Dick Wish the way he did because he sees they’re in love. He did it because he feels Nandor like most human or monster masters does not actually appreciate or understand the devotion of his servant, I mean Nandor treats the Djin like a fucking mechanical fortune teller. The Djin kept commenting and complimenting Guillermo and how smart and what a good familiar he clearly is and has been to Nandor to which Nandor per usual isn’t overly emotional about.

The Djin in some way wanted to trick Nandor so he would be forced to know how loyal Guillermo is.

The wish wasn’t sexy, it wasn’t he thinks about Guillermo moaning his name, no it was that he will think of all that Guillermo has done for him. Every time he can only think about every instance of loyalty over the years, the Djin did this to force him to acknowledge how important Guillermo is and to realize that servants are people and not property, that hard work goes into fulfilling his typically childish wants.

tamsinbeybey-she-no-porcupine

Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

beetlenose

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

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THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!

violent-backed-starling

Anonymous asked:

What happens once you kill yourself? Because I'm ready to go.

extrasad answered:

You wanna know what happens once you kill yourself? Your mother comes home from work and finds her baby dead and she screams and runs over to you and tries to get you to wake up but you won’t and she keeps screaming and shaking you and her tears are dripping onto your face and your dad hears all the screaming and runs into the room and he can’t even speak because the child that he loved and the child that he watched grow up is gone forever and finally your little sister runs into the room to see what all the fuss is about and she sees you dead. The person she looked up to and loved. The person she bragged about to  her friends, the person she wanted to be just like when she grew up, the person that made her feel safe. But she’s never really going to get to grow up and smile and laugh and love because she’ll always be consumed with this feeling of missing you. And now there’s something missing from your family and they can barely look at each other anymore because everything reminds them of you but you’re gone and hurts more than anything. and you think that your mom never cared because she was always busy and yelling at you to finish your homework and clean your room and forgot to say I love you sometimes but really, she loved you more than anything and she doesn’t leave the house anymore, she can’t even get out of bed and she’s getting thinner and thinner because it’s too hard to eat. Your father had to quit his job and he doesn’t sleep anymore, every time he closes his eyes he sees his baby dead, and the image never goes away no matter how much alcohol he drinks. And at school your best friend sees that your seat is empty and she gets this sick feeling in her stomach and that’s when she hears the announcement. You killed yourself. And suddenly she’s screaming and crying in the middle of class and no one even bothers comforting because they’re all  busy sitting there staring at your empty seat with tears dripping down their cheeks and all she wants is for you to hug her and tell her it’s gonna be okay like you always did, but this time, you’re not there to do it, everything is dark now that you’re gone and her grades are slipping, she barely goes to school anymore and she ended up in hospital after taking too many pills because she wanted to see you again. the girls who used to make fun of the way you dressed feel their throats get tight, they don’t talk to each other anymore, they don’t talk to anyone, they’re all in therapy trying so hard not to blame themselves but nothing works. and your teacher who always gave you a hard time stares blankly at the wall, she quits her job a few days later. And then your boyfriend hears the news and he can’t breathe, he still calls you a lot just to hear your voice and he talks to you on facebook but you never message him back, he can’t fall in love again because every girl he meets reminds him of you, he’s never going to get over you, he loved you and he cries himself to sleep every night, hating himself and slicing his skin because he couldn’t save you and he’s never going to hold you in his arms or hear you laugh again. Now everyone who knew you, whether they were a big part of your life or someone you passed in the hallway a few times a week, they carry this aching feeling around inside them because you’re gone, and they miss you, and they don’t know why you left but it must’ve been their fault and they should’ve stopped you and they should’ve told you they loved you more and that feeling is never going to go away. And so you killed yourself

but you killed everyone else around you too. 

odairgothefeels

this need to be on everyone’s blog

ioanaslovesongs

im crying

phanscuddles

I never usually reblog things like this.. but if it saves just one persons life… please take thime to read this even if you think there is no point in living. Please.

sent-imental

please please PLEASE reblog this

whybandswhyy

this makes me think..

bluemusickid

Life’s too precious. If you feel like this, please know that it gets better. And that people are always happy to lend an ear; heck drop me a message too. But never, ever think about taking your own life.

yutassecrettime

every single time I read this,i remember how i tried back then. but don’t do it.

thatchickavai

please reblog if you’re reading this!!!

themarauders-and-lucienswhore

Reblog besties, This is really important.

marvels-writings

I need this sometimes, please reblog for anyone else who needs this

kuuhakublank00

This reminds me of this scene:

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rosiehunterwolf

I’ve never even considered taking my life but this made me bawl.

Please, if anyone out there is considering killing themselves- although you deserve to have a life, if you refuse to keep going on for yourself- at least do it for others.

We want you here. Please don’t leave.

sakura-nyah

This is such an important thing to read. It just…it does make you stop and think for a moment. Things seem hard, gosh they do, but everything happens for a reason and there will always be something good that comes out of the bad thing. This all might sound cliché since its said so much but its said so much because its true.

ninawritesstuff

the reason I’m reblogging this is because it really made me think a lot and even though it dosn’t have to do with my usual f/o stuff, I wanted to have this on my feed.
Please, everyone, take your time and read this. It really makes you think.
Even though things may be tough at the moment, always remember that things happen for a reason and that one day, everything will be fine.
We want you here. We love you. We know you can do it. We believe in you. <3

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iguanamouth

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

dinogatorr

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

geekandmisandry

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

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iguanamouth

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

dinogatorr

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

geekandmisandry

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.